slowly spiraling into madness...

i think i've officially lost my mind....case in point, witness a very recent email conversation between my mother and i:

ME-
date: thu, mar 18, 2010 at 1:54 PM
subject: starbucks coupon for pastry!

hello h_____ girls,
wanted to let you know about the upcoming free pastry day (3/23) at starbucks. go to this site, hit print, and enjoy your scone--because that's totally the best pastry they have there.
if you disagree you're:
a) crazy
b) wrong
c) a robot
d) a velociraptor (yes, i had to google that to spell it correctly)
-h


MOM-
date: thu, mar 18, 2010 at 2:01 PM
subject: RE: starbucks coupon for pastry!

Thanks sweetie.....I am none of the below....xoxo Mom


ME-
date: thu, mar 18, 2010 at 2:11 PM
subject: Re: starbucks coupon for pastry!

are you sure you're not ALL of them, and just confused?
-h